Blaze Before You Praise: 4/(20) Things To Do At Penn This Easter

Today is a magical day that we may never see again. Easter, Passover, and 4/20 converge to fall on the same date. Hallelujah. Science tells us that sometimes the sum of two things is greater than their values alone. This is one of those times.  Here are 4/(20) things you should try to do on this holiday, Peter Cottonmouth.

1. Lie in the grass at Clark Park and eat an Easter ham.

2. Watch your Biology lecture on evolution while "hanging out" at the Biopond.

3. Try to start a religious sect while purchasing quesadillas at Wawa.

4. Pull an all-nighter while waiting for the Reese's eggs to go on sale at CVS.

5. Mistakenly decide to worship the bald guy at CVS when he asks for your ExtraCare card.

6. Consume an entire bag of Reese's eggs on the way home.

7. Order Insomnia (deluxe variety only) to your pew.

8. Demand that someone deliver you McDonald's for your viewing of The Passion of The Christ.

9. Go to McDonald's again later because you need more because it's Easter.

10. Finish the CHEM-054 report about the color of M&M's while eating a large bag of pastel M&M's.

11. Recreate the Last Supper by eating three pounds of chicken at Wishbone.

12.  Forget to venmo the church for the wine you drank during Communion.

13. Debate the commercialization of religion while in line at Saladworks.

14. Write a paper about how Purity Ring lyrics once led you to believe in the power of resurrection.

15. Bring a bunny and sit in a circle. Say no words.

16. Tie dye your bed sheets instead of your Easter eggs instead of doing work.

17. Enjoy some online shopping in the sun along the banks of the Schuylkill River.

18. Walk around with 3D-glasses and smile at strangers on Locust Walk.

19. Talk about how walking down Locust Walk feels like an endless Easter egg hunt while being chased by a particularly crafty bunny.

20. Make a jelly-bean shaped cocoon in your bed and stay there all day because its Easter and that's what matters most.