Caterpillar Rejects Becoming Beautiful Butterfly, Chooses to Die in Hill Cereal Bowl

In case the image isn't quite clear, THIS IS A CATERPILLAR THAT WAS  FOUND LITERALLY IN THE FOOD AT HILL. It's been a long time since first grade, but we don't  remember our teachers saying that a chrysalis is often best constructed from tuna noodle casserole. Will this tasty lil' larva ever become a beautiful butterfly? Unclear. But all we can do besides never set foot in Hill again for the rest of our lives is hope for the best. Godspeed, insect friend, godspeed.