Coming Soon: The Wharton Admissions Bible

In the endless fashion of Penn kids starting things, two Wharton students have decided to compile a book “focused on undergraduate business school admissions” featuring essays of students who were accepted to Wharton.

Snaps to these kids for creating the perfect gift for overeager high school seniors and Jewish tiger moms alike. We’re not sure how successful this “Getting into Wharton For Dummies” will be, but they should probably add “be European” or “have an investment banker dad” as some suggestions. After all, it takes some real talent to get into the best business school in the world.

But these two entrepreneurs need your help. Yes, you! To help out, either choose the honorable path of “Content Strategist” or the dark but rewarding path of “Editor.” You can also share your admissions essay for the new book and get a cut of the profit. So if you’ve been dying to tell the world about your totally unique volunteering trip to Africa during high school, now’s your chance! Fair warning though: you might baby barf when realizing how pretentious and corny your admissions essay really was.