PENN MADNESS: And The Winner Is...
April 2, 2014 at 10:00 am
After an unexpected surge in the final 24 hours of polling--and we should note that the voting was very nearly 50/50--we'd like to extend our sincere congratulations to...#THEOSTHEOSTHEOS!
Alas, Theos: were it not for your inability to switch a Google setting from "public" to "private," nor for your blatant sexual objectification, that serendipitous, once-in-a-lifetime, holy-shit-this-seems-too-good-to-be-true miracle that was classes getting cancelled at 2 p.m. may have stolen the honor. Hopefully, such a title will give you that extra push to finally, "get [those] bitches to anchor down in your new, chill pad."As a token of our gratitude, both to Theos and to all those who played along this past week, we put our own spin on campus' newest computer game addiction. And since we're feeling especially generous of late, the first person to screenshot the winner and send it over to tips@underthebutton.com will receive a special prize (a Theos Fling tank, anyone?). Until next year, folks!