QUIZ: Which Penn President Are You?

Blinded by the glitz and glamour that is Amy Gutmann, we sometimes forget those who came before her. That's right, our favorite blonde bombshell didn't always reign over Penn. A number of presidents and provosts have kept this school alive since 1740, and it's about time we recognize them, and relate them to you.

"Move over, BuzzFeed," we say once again. Which Penn President are you? Do you have what it takes to get A-Gut? You might be surprised... Take our personality quiz!

1. Which sexy librarian are you? a) Anna Annenberg - You're loud and proud in more ways than one. So tell me how you like it, stud. b) Britney Biomed - You’re always ready to hit those books, baby, one more time. c) VP Vixen - 2am or not, you’re looking to take this downstairs. Rare books? Tell me more. d) Elizabeth the Engineer - DRL, Fishbowl, Towne lobby? Been there, tapped that, twice. System.out.print(“Talk dirty to me”);

2. Who is your spirit animal? a) Raven Symone b) Ellen DeGeneres c) Flavor Flav d) Roger Federer

3. Where do you get your salad? a) Sweetgreen b) Saladworks c) The organic, eco-friendly garden you have on your balcony d) Is lettuce a carb?

4. Where do you get your "Mexican" food? a) Chipotle b) Qdoba c) Honest Tom's d) Max Mex

5. Your anthem is… a) "In Da Club" - 50 Cent b) "Scotty Doesn’t Know" - Lustra c) Anything by David Guetta because his social relevance is at its peak d) None of these because you dance to the beat of your own drum, or something.

6. You are… a) Scandal - edgy and exciting b) A binder - admittedly, you’re basic c) McDonalds after a night out - crucial for everyone’s survival d) Fiji water - you’re one big SABS

7. Your favorite procrastination tactic is... a) endless showering b) endless streaming shows c) endless shopping d) endless soup, salad, breadsticks

8. Where did you live freshman year? a) The Quad b) Hill c) Drexel d) You don't actually go here

9. If you were a drunk food, you would be... a) Allegro Mac & Cheese b) Anything (stolen) from Wawa c) Hund-cal froyo d) More alcohol

10. Where do you get your coffee? a) Starbucks - commoner b) Hubbub - sceney AF c) Dunkin - your excuse to get a donut d) Gia or Williams - who?

NOW CALCULATE YOUR RESULTS! Total how many you got of each letter...

Mostly As...

You are Frederick Beasley! Oh snap! You practically own the rights to Sepia, and are looking for someone who appreciates a quality portrait like you do. But darling, you’re looking in all the wrong places! (Rumor and Whisper? You think you’ll find love there?) Aside from having a glimmering tan, luscious hair, and a totally down-to-Earth personality, you’re fertile as helllll (read: the guy had 10 children). Yes it’s now hot in the room, and yes it’s you. I mean just look at that rustic collared coat. Someone call Vogue. Now.

Mostly Bs...

You’re The Reverend Henry Vethake! While mainly known for your sensitivity and charm, you share this British bloke’s love of math and natural philosophy. You love a good blaze sesh, but only after you’ve finished your algorithms. Sure, you’re a perfectionist in the classroom and you love multivariable calc, but not all the time. At the end of the day, you just want to cuddle by the fire, switch on "The Notebook," and cover everything in chocolate. Us too, Henry. Us too.

  Mostly Cs...

Obviously, you’re Charles Janeway Stillé (accent à droite). You too had trouble choosing between Castle and Zete, so you went with your gut and joined neither. A Philly native, you love your roots; a real ride-or-die Penn groupie. (Stillé spent 12 years as Penn’s Provost.) Above all, you’re a guy’s guy. You’re into… you know…football. But that doesn’t mean you don’t indulge every now and again (Fiji water, anyone?). You’ve got that no-nonsense attitude, and your Harry Potter inspired wardrobe has us dazzled (cloak pictured above).

Mostly Ds...

You’re The Reverend John Andrews! A direct ancestor of Julie Andrews maybe, and Penn's most eligible bachelor, this guy was far from invisible. Look how much you have in common! You both love indie music, Van Pelt AND drunchies. We even think you look alike. Dashing and humble with your Miranda Priestly lip purse, you’re quixotic at times – but oh so romantic. (Did you know he was the original composer of Justin Bieber’s “Baby”? Neither did we!) You’re popular and bold, but don't get a big ego! Stay golden Pony Boy, or you could end up like Theos. Does that joke ever get old? (Read: no.)