ShutterButton: Bowls, Booze, And Broken Dreams

Hey Day isn't just about blacking out/weeping uncontrollably at the thought of moving back in with your parents in a year. For some lucky men and women, it's the perfect opportunity to show how much better they are than everyone else—by being awarded intricately carved pieces of wood. Who needs a LinkedIn profile when you have a literally massive bowl to carry around? Look at how enamored everyone is; it's a WASP fairytale.