Bon Appétit Says "Return Our Shit :)"
May 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm
In a twist of events, it turns out that the plates, cups, bowls and silverware that we've so cunningly stolen from the dining halls aren't, in fact, included in the meal plan--who knew?! Bon Appétit "Management" has thus requested that the depraved, black-hearted population of Penn pickpockets who've taken dishware over the past several months return those contraband items to a dining hall sometime soon.
This isn't the first time that Bon Appetit has shattered the dream of dining hall wedding china and it certainly won't be the last. The real question here, however, is whose job was it to take inventory of Penn's collection of constantly soaking-wet cups, plates, bowls and cutlery? The figure must have been just heart-wrenching enough to necessitate sending a (sort of adorable) mass email – complete with smiley in subject line – to people who will probably never read it. Bon Appétit – at least you tried! :)