Dean Delivers Delightful Delicacy

Dean Funky Furda is at it again, this time with pizza for the masses! In the midst of finals stress, our fearless Furda realized that sometimes the best way to cut the academic tension in Van Pelt is with a hot slice of Allegros. What on earth could have possessed him to do this, you might ask? It could simply be that this man values a party, even if it's just another late-night RosenParty. There have been rumors that Allegros does, in fact, have its own delivery personnel, but Furda knows that if you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself. He can dance, he can sing, he can determine the fate of thousands of bright-eyed adolescents every year and deliver pizza -- is there anything this man can't do?