UTB Presents: A Finals Soundtrack
May 9, 2014 at 10:15 am
We know you're tired, most likely smelly, and have lost track of how many red bulls you've funneled into your body. There are lots of feels and you think you might explode... into SONG. Sometimes the right jam can make even the worst situation slightly more tolerable. UTB has the perfect playlist for everything you are bound 2 experience this week. Let's take a musical journey.
9am: Waking Up on the Right Side of the Bed
Perfect Day by Hoku - This 2001 iconic feel-good will make you leap out of bed and tackle the day just like Elle.
11am: Settling Down To Study
Countdown by Beyonce - The exam is in 22 hours, which is a whole lot of hours. Waste one of them making a schedule for yourself intricately planning out everything you need to accomplish before then... and then don't stick to it.
2pm: Procrastinating
Evolution Of Music by Pentatonix - Wow, there are so many songs! It's always important to learn about cultural things. Better start now.
4pm: Realizing You're Not Getting Anywhere
Totally Fucked from Spring Awakening - Pretty much summarizes your outlook on finals/your future/life at this point.
5pm: Period of General Angst
Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger - At this point, you're not sick, but you're most definitely not well.
8pm: Going to a BYO When You Know You Shouldn't
A Little Party Never Killed Nobody by Fergie - "I have to eat dinner sometime, right?" Wrong. You are wrong. No one has ever been more wrong. Your grade goes down 2% for every bag slap.
11pm: Feeling Lost
The Reason by Hoobastank - Self-explanatory.
2am: Crying a little
Yesterday by the Beatles - Ugh, you were so naive yesterday. Why why why always always, why.
4am: Insomnia, Feeling Sort of Existential, Wondering if That's the Correct Usage of 'Existential'
Sleep by Allen Stone - You finally crawl into bed but end up staring at the ceiling thinking about how you don't have storage for the summer.
9am: Strolling Into Your Exam
Eye Of The Tiger - Excuse me? Are you...? Are you talking to......me? Huh? You think you're funny? I can take you, test. I'll take you.
11am: DONE.
What Time Is It???? SUMMERTIME.