BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·BREAKING·Prince Williams Pregnant·
BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·BREAKING·Prince Williams Pregnant·
This wedding procession was spotted traipsing down a hopefully squirrel-free Locust yesterday afternoon, drawing a collective "Awwww" from all 13 people currently on campus. Luckily, wedding season doesn't overlap much with every-performance-group-ever-having-a-show week at Penn, otherwise this couple might not have had such a harassment-free procession. While we don't know where this party ended up, we can only hope that the newlyweds used the Button as a chuppah on their blissful day. Congratulations!