Golden Globe-Winning Actor and Hollywood Bad Boy Joins Penn Athletics!
July 2, 2014 at 7:32 pm
Can you believe Colin Farrell has given up drugs, sex (tapes) and making movies to coach Quakers at dear old Penn? Don't, because he's not...but it's not joke day! A DIFFERENT Colin Farrell has been named head coach of the lightweight rowing team.
There you have our biannual Penn sports reportage, but as journalists, we mostly just wanted to emphasize his name, since the serious press release wouldn't make the connection. We did, and what an honor it must be to share a name with the Irish hottie recently spotted doing shirtless yoga?!
Congrats, Head Coach Farrell. Hope you're not a horrible boss.