Flyerer Of The Week: Penn Athletics

Did you notice how cold it was walking back from VP last night? That probably means fall is coming, and with it comes various sport games (or whatever they are called) thatyou pretend to care about. To get you in the toast-throwing mood, we interviewed the opener for Shwayze, Penn Athletics.

Holy shit that car is dope. Who are you and what are you here for?

I'm flyering for Penn Athletics, specifically for Penn's home-opener against Villanova, which is this Saturday at 3 p.m.

Oh, yo, you didn't answer my first question though.

Ya, I don't even go here (*insert mean girls joke here*), I actually go to Temple and I am interning with Penn Athletics.

So, did you like drive the Penn helmet from Temple?

No, but the car is street legal. You have to use hand signals when turning, it's pretty cool. I do have to drive it back to Franklin Field though.

That sounds terrifyingly awesome. Also, what's with the box of strange goodies?

Through Penn Rewards we give away prizes for going to Penn games, ranging from t-shirts and coupons to a Penn watch (which aren't available at the book store!). 

Damn, can I get some some?

Well, here is a coupon for a FREE APP AT CHILIS :)))))))

I am already 10000% more likely to go tomorrow. Any shout outs or last words?

I don't go here but...come to Penn football!