It Is What It Is?

We immediately dismissed the above email as a new campus startup (Uber for Fundamentalist Groups!) but quickly entered crISIS mode. Now, we're the same people who found PENN15 funny, but that's where acronyms gone awry should end. In any case, we clicked on the link (duh) and were directed to a SEAS site (screenshot below) run by the Materials Science department offering us three steps, of which we understood none. 

Quattrone? Sounds like a fancy razor. Scanning Probe? Creepily NSFW. Thankfully, extremist organizations are far, far away from us, but this email sure does give us a new understanding of "Engineers Without Borders."