Let's Talk About Sex, Again

In case you needed some more specific information about Penn's much famed "hook-up" culture, this month's Cosmo has got the analyses you've been waiting for. Arielle Pardes (C'14), a former DP opinion columnist, was quoted in Cosmo revealing what exactly Penn students are doing when they dive under the button. Combine this tidbit with our "Most Polite" ranking and the profile of the typical Penn coed just keeps getting better. 

So now, when your great-aunt insists on asking you about the truth of "that sex article" at Rosh Hashana dinner, you can respond as follows: "It's mostly true Aunt Helen, except they forgot to mention all of the butt sex we enjoy. Can you please pass the chicken?"