Pour It Up, Pour It Up

Oh, and that we do. According to a recent "study" conducted by the leading researchers over at GrubHub, Penn tops the list of most caffeinated universities, as more than 10% of our orders include coffee, espresso, or energy drinks. 

However, as with any groundbreaking scientific discovery, GrubHub's findings raise a few questions. Namely, since when do we consider GrubHub a reputable source for leading research studies? Also, why are six of the fourteen campuses listed located in Philadelphia? Doesn't that suggest just the slightest bit of bias on GrubHub's part? 

Look, the most statistical knowledge we have under our belts comes from last semester's Soci-120 course, but still, something isn't quite adding up here. Consuming caffeine to get work done in college isn't exactly unique to Penn, but we suppose we'll accept the honor. After all, iced coffee is a cornerstone of life here, so we might as well have the qualifications to back it up.