"A Day In The Life Of Penn" Is Finally Here!

Now that the excitement of the new semester is long gone and you’ve settled into your regular routine of eating Wawa chicken tenders as a legitimate meal, the time has finally arrived. Tomorrow, Penn wants us to pretend that we can actually function like studious, mature adults who take care of themselves and engage in healthy relationships. 

We know there’s plenty of pressure to impress prospective students after Penn’s major academic setbacks this year, so skip your midday stress-cry and wash those eye bags away, because we’re ready to kill it for "A Day In The Life Of Penn." Don’t fret when you drunkenly embarrass yourself and put Ben Franklin to shame— as far as Penn knows, that didn't really happen! Instead, Instagram a gloriously festive fall tree outside of Van Pelt while you study for your Sanskrit 460 midterm. Skipping your DRL lecture to watch Netflix? Not tomorrow, you’re not! Send in a picture of your class pennant hanging on your dorm room wall, since you’re just bursting with pride for the Red and the Blue and really want everyone who walks into your room to know that, yes! You, too, go to an Ivy! 

Tomorrow, think less this, and more this. And if you do happen to snap a nice, possibly pornographic pic in the near future—well, you know what to do.