?BorrowDirect Adds Johns Hopkins To The Mix

Either all of our books went up in flames or BorrowDirect thinks it's Joke Day. This inter-library project has just made Johns Hopkins University a member, which has us like…

Everything was just fine when it was just Penn, Columbia, and Yale. We were happy with that. 

And then WITHOUT EVEN ASKING Penn recruited a slew of outsiders to wreak havoc on our mystic circle: Harvard, Brown, Dartmouth, MIT, Princeton, UChicago, CORNELL…

We know what you’re thinking…really? More books?  We could use a lot of other things. And like, who is Johns Hopkins? 

We’re upset. You're upset. But the damage is done. He/she/it is now a part BorrowDirect’s cult of the elite, and all we can do is try to move on by ordering (and immediately returning) every one of their books until they’re so frustrated that they rescind their membership. What? We’re just being rational.