It's Not Easy Being Greene

Apparently Kermit the Frog was right. After only a year and a half in business, the consignment shop is saying goodbye to its prime location near HubBub and making room for who knows what. We guess it’s hard to sell actual clothes to college students ever since "fashion sweapants" became a thing.

According to its slogan, Greene Street sold everything from Gap to Gucci. Though we appreciate the diversity (and the fact that everything in the store is now 50% off), we have to point out that there’s a Gap over on Walnut and showing up at 8AM recitation in Gucci is kinda douchey.

However, there’s no reason for frequent customers (Streeters? Greeneys?) to be concerned. The store has a location literally everywhere else Penn students live, including Center City and New York.