Quiz: What Kind Of Fall Break Are You?
October 12, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Welcome back ladies and gents, to the only school that doesn't recognize Columbus Day! Aren't you glad you went Ivy? Anyway, we could claim to not know what you did this Fall Break, but we're pretty sure we have you figured out. But hey, don't take our word for it: Complete our quiz and find out for yourself!
1. Let's start off simple: Where did you spend your Fall Break?
A. My friend’s house in Cali. She has a pool!!!
B. On my couch.
C. Where didn’t I spend Fall Break?
2. On a scale of 1-meh, how enjoyable was your Fall Break?
A. What do you mean, “meh”? I was in LA! On a scale of 1 to 10, it was an 11. LOL!
B. Cold.
C. I’ve had better Fall Breaks, but that said, I do love Paris this time of year.
3. What's one thing you DIDN'T do over Fall Break?
A. Well we didn’t make it to Urth, but there’s always Thanksgiving! My roommate and I are besties, so she totally won’t mind me tagging along with her back home again.
B. Visit my high school. I’ll save that shit for Christmas.
C. Ugh, I totally forgot to call my friend from summer camp while I was in Italy! She goes to Yale and was spending a few days abroad as well. Sometimes you just need a little relaxation time, you know?
4. What did you buy over Fall Break?
A. Well, I’m trying to keep it a surprise, but I got my future little a keychain that has a bottle filled with real water from the Pacific Ocean. I can’t wait for my roommate and I to be in the same sorority and for our littles to be best friends. Maybe one of them will be from LA, too!!!
B. Nothing. My parents only gave me a $20 allowance while I was home.
C. You ask that as if I keep track of these things.
5. What was your best Insta from Fall Break?
A. The Hollywood sign. I’m so lucky my roommate is from Calabasas!!!
B. My PSL from my fave local coffee shop. The baristas even remembered the order that I got every morning on my way to school. No, I wasn’t bitter about being back in Westchester with my parents for four days -- not bitter at all!
C. The NY skyline. From the helicopter we took to get to the Hamptons. The city was just kind of boring.
6. How did you spend the Friday night of Fall Break?
A. Omg, I went to this AWESOME rooftop party in LA. My roommate knew, like, all the bouncers. I don’t think anyone could tell I’m from the Main Line!
B. Cuddled up with my dog and Netflix. While intermittently dodging comments from my mom that I need to make sure I'm eating breakfast and that I shouldn’t be afraid to ask my RA for condoms. So little has changed since high school.
C. I don’t even remember.
7. Who did you run into during Fall Break?
A. Okay, well I technically don’t know her, but I thiiinnnkkk we spotted Kendall Jenner on the 101.
B. My junior prom date. He asked if I wanted to “chill” later and then proceeded to text me that we could totally “cop” some of his dad’s beer and then “see what happens ;)”
C. This bitch I know from my Psych recitation and her boyfriend who’s studying abroad. Um, it was my idea to surprise my boyfriend in London. People are so fucking unoriginal.
8. How did you spend your last day of Fall Break?
A. We had to wake up super early to make it to LAX on time, but I totally jammed to “Party in the USA” the whole plane ride home. Miley just gets me!
B. In the library. Do you think I mean VP? Because I don’t. I mean my town’s public library. My parents are driving me home after dinner so we can spend as much “quality time” together as possible.
C. Today’s the last day of Fall Break? Ha, I won’t be back in class until Tuesday.
Results:
Mostly A's: Congratulations, you’re a world-class moocher! Your roommate is from the #westcoastbestcoast, while you claim you’re from Philly when really, you’re from 20 minutes outside of Philly. Makes sense that you had no shame in taking advantage of her. Too bad you won’t be friends after this semester once you (not so surprisingly/ironically) end up in different sororities. No worries, though, her parents totally loved the Phillies gear you got them.
Mostly B's: Sucks to suck! You are basic with a capital “B.” You spent your Fall Break doing absolutely nothing, except for living vicariously through your “Mostly C’s” (see below) hallmates’ muploads. Looks like all you’ve got to look forward to is...Thanksgiving! Which you’ll spend Exactly. The. Same. Way.
Mostly C's: You sceney betch, you. You spent your Fall Break in one of only two places one could possibly spend a vacay: New York or Europe. We don’t know what your Winter Break plans are, but we know we’ll be jealous.