Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 2
October 18, 2014 at 5:34 pm
Welcome back to Random Dude at a Party, a feature in which we bring you the wisdom of random dudes doing what Penn does best: partying. This week's fellow's identity will remain anonymous, but his Internet fame shall live on for eternity. Drum roll please...
October 17, 2014
What is your favorite high fashion label?
High fashion label? I dunno, Gucky? I prefer, like, Gucky. In some circles, it's pronounced Gucci, but it's Gucky.
Fuck, marry, kill: Rosie O'Donnell, Michelle Obama, Amanda Bynes.
Okay. I'd fuck Michelle Obama because she likes vegetables, kill Amanda Bynes because she doesn't, and I'd marry...who?
Rosie O'Donnell.
That's right, well, I'd marry Rosie O'Donnell because I think she'd be supportive.
What's your favorite number, and why?
Seventeen, because it's one plus seven.
Because it's one plus...?
(Loudly shouting.) PLUS ELEVEN...minus one.
Okay, last question: Britney or Christina?
Oh, fuck...Britney, definitely. Remember when she shaved her head? That's a girl that bounces back fast. She's a survivor. (Launches into Destiny's Child's "Survivor.")
...wait, that isn't Britney Spears, is it?