"Science" Is Down On Penn Again

Aww shoot, you guys. Although we've recently killed it in a series of arbitrary rankings, "science" seems to say that Penn students are still more insecure than other Ivy League kids. It's hard to say for sure whether or not this was a legitimate experiment, but when pitted head-to-head against Harvard students, Penn kids are more likely to play up the Ivy League status (read: annoy the people we're speaking with) than our counterparts at Harvard. 

After making this assessment, the rest of the article takes an interesting turn. Apparently our annoying habits relate to the behaviors of small airports, North Korea, and lesser-known dictators. Who knew? Whatever, though — we may be jerks, but at the end of the day, we still go to Penn and that's pretty awesome.