The 6 SpOoOoOkiest Things About Homecoming
October 31, 2014 at 11:58 am
Although Hallo-Homecoming is far less scary than Hallo-Parents Weekend, we just have this eerie feeling we can't shake. It might be the fifth girl dressed as a black cat that crossed our path, but it also might be these:
1) Realizing that the alumni complaining about their jobs and taxes and longingly reminiscing about Natty will be you in 1/2/3/4 years.
2) Fighting the urge to scream as you are buried alive in Smokes.
3) Trying to determine if your hook-up was just dressed as an old person.
4) People at your darty dressed as police officers.
5) The sight of dripping make-up, face-paint and hair combining into unintentional zombies.
6) Your ex-RA/TA/HA (hookup assistant?) desperately SABSing outside of Copa.
Scared yet? Hallo-Homecoming is just getting started.