Freshman Laundry Fiasco Proves That Freshmen Will Always Be Freshmen

Look, being an adult is hard. We get it. But one freshman recently took it to the next level, leaving her laundry out for so long that it started to get just a li'l moldy. Why yes, in addition to the bread in Commons being less than edible from time to time, apparently laundry in the college houses can grow mildew. 

Now, we have just one burning question – how long exactly does one have to leave out one's laundry for it to actually start growing mildew? Wouldn't that be like...at least a few weeks? How can a freshman even be that busy as to forget to retrieve his/her laundry? All that really occupies a freshman's time is Skyping with the parentals, anyway. For that, your clothes deserve to be destroyed. 

UPDATE: Mildew laundry-gate 2K14 forges on! Seriously, you rebellious freshman best retrieve your moldy laundry now, or else. But seriously, this is disgusting, and all you're doing is proving true every stereotype we ever had about freshmen.