Freshmen Strike Again By Making Quad Unlivable

Once upon a time Hill College House wasn't drowning and the Quad wasn't plagued by filthy animals. Dear Freshmen: this is the "Year Of Health," so making your hall (read: THE PLACE YOU LIVE) more disgusting than the BioPond isn't really what makes Amy happy. And you won't like Amy when she's angry. 

From pooping on the floor, to using a pie chart about Jews as lounge decorum, to leaving behind a plethora of body hair, it's safe to say Quad residents are lashing out at something. Did someone destroy your laundry or are you still harboring negative feelings about this?

Whatever it is, we hope this poor RA has other things to be thankful for this upcoming holiday, because lawd knows these hooligans ARE the naughty list.