Here Are A Bunch Of Costumed People Doing Average Things

What is it that's so darn fun about Halloween? It's not the drunken downtown DJ debacles or even the candy. It's all about the brave souls going about their daily business in full costume way before it's actually appropriate to be in costume. To all you mimes eating Wawa hoagies (silently) and you Teletubbies strolling down Locust forcing us to relive our childhood fears, thanks. Just thanks.

This carrot was tired of vegging out and decided to shave off a few calories at Pottruck. He stopped for a quick post-workout bite at Sweet Green but a sorority girl mistook him for dinner and now he's dead.

What is it with dudes and horse heads? Who is selling horse heads to so many dudes?

Skeletons actually do not make suitable barbers because they don't grow hair. It's actually an optical illusion-- corpses dehydrate and contract, making the hair and nails appear longer when they actually aren't. You're welcome for that!