Locust Flaikus
November 7, 2014 at 1:21 pm
If this week's uptick in Uggs and sweatpants means anything (besides the fact that we understand, we've stopped trying too), it's that winter is coming. Which means that nothing is worth taking your hands out of your pockets to face the cold. Especially flyers. In order to dispel your FOMO, we've risked early November frostbite to bring you poetry about this week's events!
Penn Singers Presents Sweeney Todd" The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Sweeney Todd: If you
Don't want to go on Canvas
To look at your grades
Escape your DFMO
This Friday in Meyerson
By going to church
ADPi Presents: Pie-A-President!
Do you hate your Prez?
Try to smother them in pie.
It's for charity.
PennSori Presents: Cafe a Sori
A historic fight:
Penn Sori v. Kim Jong-Un
Let's hope Sori wins
Penn Atma Presents: Nourish Your Soul
Atma's nourishing,
Not your stomach but your soul.
You'll still leave hungry.