Locust LIMERICKS
November 22, 2014 at 9:31 am
Yo, our weekly Locust Flaikus are the bomb, but TRADITIONAL POETRY. CAN. GET. IT. Hell yeah, we're upping the ante and werkin' that A/A/B/B/A rhyming structure for your education and entertainment. Are they worthy of publication in a book of children's nursery rhymes? Probably.
Counterparts Presents: Plymouth Rockapella
The voice of a Counterpart
Is truly a work of art
Pilgrim theme? How timely
The pun is worthy of UTB
So go! And don't be a fart.
Disney A Capella Presents: Be Our Guest
Put our service to the test
Childhood nostalgia can never rest
Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
Oops that's plagiarized, not our best
West Philly Swingers and Yalla Present: Under The Big Top
Marionette cover photo gives us a fright
But two types of dancing are sure to delight
Swing is super classy, sigh
But belly dancers know their hips don't lie
So see their closing show tonight
Our mascot flyered on the Walk
Still few students stopped to talk
Let's hope they can dodge, dip, duck and dive
Year of Health dodgeball tourny? Stay alive
Maybe just go to watch and squawk
Stimulus Children's Theatre Presents: The Phantom Tollbooth
There once was a classic tale
Beloved by kids more than kale
Now it's a play
Last perf is today
Hope lots of puns won't make you bail