Penn Things We're Thankful For
November 26, 2014 at 10:47 am
With the holiday season upon us at last, we here at UTB are feeling especially cheery. Maybe it's because we've had one too many egg sandwiches from Bridge, or the fact that the updated schedule means no class today (we knew we were on to something when we didn't register for any Friday classes), but we're feeling particularly grateful for dear ole Penn of late. Follow along as we bask in the glory of ten of the things we're most thankful for on campus.
1. Walnut and Spruce Streets: for allowing us to avoid Locust when we don't look hot enough to run into people.
2. AirPennNet: for being an extremely reliable and speedy WiFi network.
3. The LGBT Center: for covering all the bases with its free printing, chapsticks, and condoms.
4. Wawa: for never demanding a ratio.
5. Huntsman Computer Lab 380: for making Thursday all-nighters feel like a downtown.
6. Fro Gro: for killing two birds with one stone, since we get in a workout when we walk the 18 blocks to Trader Joe's.
7. Blarney: for letting a piece of paper with "I swear I'm 21" scribbled on it suffice as an ID.
8. Bursar: for teaching us how to lower our credit score after graduating in debt.
9. Rosenparty: for providing empirical proof that misery loves company.
10. The BioPond: for allowing us quiet respite from the stress and chaos of our daily lives.