"Tabbard" To Host Some Casual Pizza And Pong If Anyone Wants To Come!

Founded as a spooky alternative to the basic-ness of panhellenic sororities, Tabard has, for years, been perplexing freshman girls with its clandestine recruiting techniques. So haunted was one nursing freshman by the notion of "the anti-sorority sorority" that she was driven to posting in the Official Nursing Class of 2018 Facebook group asking if interested women might want to meet up and head over together. Ah, the innocence of youth.

Honestly, it's kind of sweet that these 2018 ladies are banding together in the face of uncertain "women's events," but their interpretations of Tabard rush events might leave something to be desired. It's probably chill to show up alone, or with friends, but maybe less ideal to be posting about this in an open Facebook forum. At Penn, it's obviously crucial to maintain an appropriate appreciation for the scene, so maybe it's good that these gals want to be sure they're not getting involved in anything with a bad reputation? It's tough to comment on that so much, so we'll leave it up to everyone's individual understanding of "bad." Faux-vagina/mouth artistic detailing? Questionable lunch box "snacks"? Masquerade nights at Rumor, The Palace of Scene? We'll let these youngin's decide for themselves, but at the end of the day just remember that Tabard. Is. WATCHING!