The Cutest And Cringeworthiest Penn Insta Comments

Don't let the other holidays distract you from the TRUE holiday that is almost upon us. Correct – it's beginning to look a lot like Early Decision Day. Let us give thanks for the fact that we never have to take the SAT ever again by laughing (good naturedly) at the comments of Class of 2019 potentials (holy shit) on Penn's Instagram, shall we?

Here's what looks like an upperclassman dashing a kiddo's dreams and telling it like it is. Don't spoil the surprise, dude! Let him at least get a LOVE statue pic in before he gets his soul eaten.

We like a kid who knows the value of a good suck-up. A+ emoji choice. #try #believeandsucceed #effort #win #persevere #synergy ##1bizschool #trump

Remember the SATs? We don't either. Don't bother reading the passages; go straight to the questions. When in doubt, it's probably C? Whatever, it was all a blur. But something tells us if you gotta ask, then you're already doing it wrong.

Weird and possibly sarcastic, but we'll take the compliment anyway.

College admissions' best kept secret: Whenever you tag Penn in a comment and call it your dream university, Dean Furda reads it and puts a little check next to your name and you're in. Unless you get the school's name wrong, in which case your name is put on a big scary list and College Admissions Santa will put COAL in your mailbox. Also we are very confused as to why Penn Instagrammed a lone bench.

Sure, it all looks so glamorous until your umbrella flips upside down while trudging through the wind tunnel and you fall flat on your face on the slip 'n slide that is Locust in the rain.

And finally, we're closing things up with a true heartwarming cutie pie. You do have a chance to attend this school, bud! Specifically it is about a 12% chance.