A-Gut Lifts Campus Ban On MJ

[Disclaimer: This post was part of our annual Joke Day series. As if we would ever use this font seriously.]

We can now all breathe a little easier (through our collective paraphernalia) because Queen A has given the OK for marijuana usage on campus! Say what? 

Mere months after Philly gave the thumbs up to recreational drug usage and  Penn announced it was enforcing the ban, Amy G announced a reversal in policy. For those of you keeping score at home: A-Gut decriminalized the criminalization of the decriminalization. 

We'd love to suggest our lovely president go into the, erm, "business" with a proprietary line of drug-related goodies--Amy's Gs, anyone?--but then again, it probably wouldn't be one of her  best and brightest ideas.