Locust Flaikus
December 5, 2014 at 11:30 am
After SLAYING the limerick game, and thus answering any doubts about our all-around poetic excellence, it's time to bring back our classic. So give yourself a study break (or tell yourself that you'll start studying, "Really, really soon, I promise!") and enjoy Locust Flaikus!
Pre-Hanukkah Free Shabbat Dinner
A free four course meal!?
This festival of light will
Be anything but.
Penn Taiwanese Society Presents: Hot Pot
If you're not full yet
Come ensure a food coma
With endless dumplings.
Shabbatones Presents: Shabba-Bar Mitzvah
Ah, the good ol' days
Of braces, checks, and Torahs
Go relive your past.
Quadramics Presents: Large Animal Games
As you bundle up
These guys get partially nude
What are you? Crazy!?
Pennsylvania Six-5000 Presents: A Bowl 'a Sh*ts n' Giggles
Toilet humor means
Poop jokes will be dropped like bricks.
Hope the shows not crap.