This Year's Commencement Speaker Is Legen...Wait For It...

[Disclaimer: This post was part of our annual Joke Day series. As if we would ever use this font seriously.]

DARY. That probably sounds familiar because it is. Congrats, Class of 2015! No need to be jealous of 2014's musical matriculation because John "The Legend" Legend will also be giving you the green light to head off into the real world. What did we possibly do to deserve this, you ask? It was probably all those lame Pen15 jokes you guys made freshman year. You have actually brought this upon yourselves.

Apparently JLeg was touched by the opportunity to give back to his alma mater and approached the administration about a repeat appearance, which they accepted because commencement speakers are hella expensive and those sparkly Christmas balls ain't cheap.