What Your Finals Food Says About You

We're in the thick of it, Quakers: Thursday is only two days away, but damn, does two days seem like Such. A. Long. Time. Luckily, for your procrastination pleasure, we've rounded up all the "food" you've been eating this past week so we can tell you what it says about your sad and miserable lives. You're welcome!

• Coffee from Mark’s Café: Nothing gets the Rosenparty going like some burnt ‘n bitter coffee from Mark’s. You hate Finals, and they hate you right back :)
• Panini from Starbucks under Commons: Congrats! Studying for Math 104 has turned you into a legitimate psychopath.
• Egg Sandwich from Bridge Café: Even during Finals, you still exercise good sense.
• Pizza from Commons: You have 76 meal swipes left, and two days left to use 'em. Throw in some Goldfish-topped salad while you're at it!
• Hill Brunch: That French Toast represents your last beacon of hope to make it through this week...not that you will, anyway.
• Global Fusion Stir Fry: Sorry, but eating (questionable) "international" food will not help you get an A in Intro to IR. 
• Chipotle Burrito Bowl: Splurge on the guac, because it’s Finals Week, and you deserve it.
• Red Velvet Pancakes from Green Eggs: LOL, what Finals? You'd choose your lineage over your Linguistics class any day of the week. Plus, those 54 likes on your Insta will give you a much-needed ego boost.
• Capo Giro White Chocolate Gelato: You're so upset about the downward trajectory of your GPA that you've forgotten how cold it is outside.
• Vodka Soda from Smoke's: Not even Finals can get in the way of your SWUG lifestyle.

Happy stress-eating to all, and to all love and light!