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Free Burritos, If You Can Get Out Of Bed

If 8 a.m. Econ recitation is so deathly, then who on earth is taking Bikram Yoga's 6 a.m. class?

Probably a lot more people, now that Honest Tom's is offering free breakfast burritos for anyone who can connect to their spiritual center while their classmates are still asleep and/or pulling an all-nighter. Free burritos sound tempting, but from what we learned in that 8 a.m. Econ recitation, the cost-benefit analysis of this deal just isn't worth it.


Without Yoga
Breakfast Burrito: -$8
Guac: $0 (Take that, Chipotle)
Romantic Stroll Down Spruce: +$2
Possibility of Snowpocalypse: -$10
Total Cost: $16


With Yoga
Class: -$20
Waking up before sunrise: -$122.68
The awkward walk to Honest Tom's with people from a Yoga class whom you just met: -$32.90
Breakfast Burrito: $0
Total Cost: $175.58

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