Jake's Fulfills Your Late Night Dreams

For those of you still holding on to hope of a healthy New Year’s resolution...sorry not sorry. We have some news that’ll make you wish you’d bought your workout clothes at least one size larger. 

Starting tonight, Jake’s Sandwich Board will begin the truly wonderful practice of staying open on Fridays and Saturdays until 3 a.m. because, unlike every dining hall on campus, Jake’s knows that Penn students are still down to eat after 8 p.m.

In addition to its new hours, Jake’s has come out with a new late night menu of “Breakfast Sammies.” Read: different kinds of melted cheese, piled between eggs, bacon, and French fries, and served with just enough vegetables to maintain your dignity. Yes, we know, our prayers have been answered, too.