Dry Pledging? Nah Man, We Got Milk

It's the happiest time of year again! Pledging season is great for everybody except for the pledges. While they sleep in basements and get yelled at for nine weeks, the actives get burrito deliveries and WE get to observe their zany antics. 

For example, the other day at FroGro, two young lads were spotted buying upwards of twenty gallons of milk at one time. The possibilities for this are endless really, maybe they were doing a singin' in the rain type of thing but with milk instead? Perchance there's a bovine pledge, who just has to always have a gallon of milk on his person? Perhaps an entire pledge class was calcium deficient, so their caring future brothers made sure they downed a gallon of 1%? Us GDI's might never know specifics, but I guess we'll have a pretty good idea who to blame when FroGro milk supplies reach dangerous lows.