In A Surprise Twist, The College Gets Something Nice Instead Of Wharton

We dunno what you guys over at The College did to impress them, but the Dogs up above have finally decided to smile down on you. Check it: you've been blessed with a new website—and daauyyum, it's one of the few that comes close to looking as good as ours. Anyway, look under your seat because there's more. Thanks to an overall chill move by the Dean's Advisory Board, The College also has some brand new swag, bringing the University's most populous school one step closer to balancing out the nauseating overabundance of Wharton apparel. So Gryffindors, this one's for you.