Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 7
February 23, 2015 at 5:30 pm
We know Mondays suck, and that's why we're bringing your favorite feature back! Wishbone mac n' cheese in hand (note: good job for taking our advice), this week's RDAP shared her thoughts on sex, Penn dining, and Mr. Vladimir Putin.
February 13, 2015
What’s your spirit pasta and why?
My spirit pasta?! Maybe like fettuccine broccoli alfredo because I went to this restaurant.
If you could create a holiday, what would it be for?
It would be a fucking sex holiday because I feel like sex is kind of taboo in our society sometimes but I don’t want it to be. So it would be like this sex holiday when everybody would feel open about their sex and their sexuality.
Would you rather: live your whole life with a kangaroo pouch or live your whole life in a kangaroo pouch?
I want a pouch and I would put like candy in there. I LOVE Jolly Ranchers.
If you could change one thing about Penn Dining, what would it be?
I would change like everything, because like eww, because like cockroaches, because like one time I went to the dining hall and it was like 7:30 and she was like "hiii, byeee" and I couldn’t get food because she said it was exactly 7:30 and she didn't want to let me nutrionize myself.
How do feel about Vladimir Putin and Russia’s aggression?
Oh my God, I studied Putin, I took AP whatever history and like fuckin’ Putin. Like Putin fucked the system. He’s like charming. He’s like the JFK of Russia. I understand that JFK was a great guy and Putin’s, maybe, like a great guy, but he’s not really a great guy.
Do you think that oil prices will stay low or go higher?
Low. Low. Get low. Y’know? Like the Little Wayne song.
We hear that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was fucked up at the State of the Union. Do you think that’s okay?
No! She was sleeping! She said she wasn’t 100% sober!!! That doesn’t mean she was fucked up! I really enjoy Ruth Bader Jinzburg (Ed note. spelling as pronounced), I’m not gonna deny that, the Supreme Court is fucked up but I swear to God, I love her a little too much, it’s totally fine. Y’know what it's whatever, it’s fine.