The Locust Hawk Slays In Every Way

Guess wHOOO's back! The ferocious Locust Hawk has returned to Penn, striking poses worthy of ANTM. Seen here on campus's main artery, eating a main artery, this majestic creature proves that models do indeed eat. And with smizing skills that are on point, it's no wonder she was able to take down her prey. Too bad for the squirrel, we only go meatless on Mondays.