Costumed Heroes Here To Protect Our...Bridge

These Penguin and Nick Fury look-a-likes were standing guard (in Hunter rain boots, no less) on the bridge today, determined to protect Locust SABSers and bringing a speck of hope to all those trekking up the 38th Street Bridge of Broken Dreams. We can only hope that these costumed champions will help bring order to the chaos that is SPEC’s Kesha floor ticket flash sales, or try to overthrow Huntsman in a bit of a College vs. Wharton: Dawn of Free Printing situation. Thanks for looking out costumed heroes, but with Amy G strutting down the Walk, we feel pretty safe.