Flyperlatives, Vol. V
March 20, 2015 at 3:07 pm
Congratulations on making it through a winter of false-alarm snow days. As a reward, here's an excuse to stay inside on this beautiful spring day.
Most likely to protect your lower digestive system
Buy a bracelet, get a colonoscopy. We wonder if they're covered by SHS...
Most likely to cause the uncontrollable flailing we like to call dancing
Don't stop when people ask if you need a doctor. That's how you know you're really killing it.
Most likely to impress your high school drama teacher
Don't worry, we can't pronounce the title either.
Most likely to be cooler than you
Chic AND athletic!? This one's a doozy. Come, and feel simultaneously bad about your closet of sweatpants and inability to touch your toes.
