Locust Flyperlatives, Vol. VI
March 29, 2015 at 12:39 pm
With rainy days this week, Locust Walk was a bit more bare than usual – but that's okay. We got a box of free matzo and discounted online shopping, so our wallets are pretty happy with this edition of Flyperlatives.
Most Likely to Find the Afikomen
Can't make it home for Passover? Celebrate with Penn at The Pesach Seder and get crazy on Manischewitz (pictured above), since Franzia still seems pretty dangerous. Wawa doesn't sell matzo, but some Locust flyerers have been passing out free boxes of matzo on Locust – chag sameach, indeed!
Most Likely to Lead to Procrastination
Your outfit always looks cuter if you Amazon Primed it during yesterday's Psych lecture. But for those of you stuck in technology-free classes, check out boohoo's 20% off coupons this week. Find us outside Mark's Cafe, debating whether we really need that pair of electric blue jelly sandals.
Most Likely to Meet the Parents
We're cordially invited? Oh boy! Thanks for this formal, personalized invite, Ted X. We know what lies ahead – it's us in the seats of Annenberg, feeling inspired.