Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 10

Mondays suck, especially when Spring REFUSES TO SHOW ITS FACE, so we hope this latest edition of RDAP will brighten your day just a li'l bit.

SPEC-TRUM Concert – Saturday, March 28th, 2015

Who are you wearing?

I’m pretty sure my shirt is from Forever 21, and my flannel’s from like some stupid men’s apparel store, so I don’t know.

The guys of Rae Sremmurd have “No Type.” What’s your type?

My type…I like Latin dudes with nice eyes.

What’s the most ridiculous outfit you’ve seen tonight?

I’ve seen some booty shorts in, like, thirty degree weather, which in my opinion is stupid.

When was the last time you pooped?

Actually before I came here because…it happens…you need to be clear before you try to turn up.

Which Pussycat Doll are you?

Oh that’s great! I like Scary Spice ‘cause she’s nuts. Scary Spice all day, all day.

If you created a BuzzFeed quiz, what would the title be?

Your most emotional Drake song. By far. That Drake song that gets you feeling all the feels.

Who should replace Zayn Malik as the fifth member of One Direction?

It should be Kanye. Because Kanye would fire everyone else and be like, “This is my direction. It’s Kanye’s direction.”

Final words? Shoutouts to your fans?

My shoutout goes to SPEC-TRUM for putting on a show that they knew everyone would come to because it’s turnt as fuck.

If you had to make up a question for this interview, what would it be?

Which animal would you be and why?