Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 8

Read about more past Random Dudes here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. And now, for our Eighth edition of talking to our drunken comrades late on a Thursday night:

If you could spend a day with Amy Gutmann, what would you do together? 

A night??

A day. Or a night. Whatever.

I'd start off by taking her to White Dog. Then maybe a movie. Ask her for a couple mil cause she has a really big salary – if she doesn't give it to me then I peace. 

If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be? 

A spork. Best of both worlds. 

Tell me about a time that you had a spiritual connection with an animal.

I've had multiple hamsters in my life. I thought I was having a connective moment with my first hamster, Harry Potter. I fed him spinach cause I thought he loved spinach. He died on the next day. It was my birthday. 

Would you rather eat chocolate-flavored poop or poop-flavored chocolate?

Poop flavored chocolate. I just don't want to eat something that came out of someone, you know? 

What is your anthem?

"Walk On By" by Noosa, because it's trippy as fuck and it's long.

Are you having fun or just gathered here to drown yourself in noise and alcohol to forget that you're empty inside?

I have so many sorrows in life. But actually, I'm having a great time.