Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 9

Another volume of RDAP is here, and if you're missin' some SCOTUS fixin', read along.

Which Supreme Court justice has the best bikini bod?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg. No...Roberts.

What do you look for in a significant other?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg. That's it. And that he's male.

VP or Huntsman, and why?

Huntsman because I actually know people there.

Did you always know Clay Aiken was gay?

Yes, all women knew that.

If you were a sex toy, what would you be and why?

A vibrator because I like men and that's the only male sex toy. Like you know, the circle one? The one that looks like a penis. That one.

How do you think the world will end?

Not sure, but it'll happen after I'm dead.

How are you going to die?

Through a casino orgy...one can only hope.

Any last words?

I love you. And why is the owner of this BYO place drunker than all of us?