Drexel Professor LOVES HER ANAL BEADS

In probably the most horrifying scenario you could ever imagine, a very unlucky Drexel professor sent a porn link titled “SHE LOVES HER ANAL BEADS” in an email to her students. We imagine this professor’s absolute nightmare was an accident, as the email’s subject line read “great article on writing briefs." Drexel announced that the professor would be put on leave during an investigation into the incident. Be kind to her, Drexel. The shame and embarrassment are probably punishment enough. And hey, at least she’s open about what she likes! Don’t get your anal beads in a bunch.