Drunk Pledges Are Drunk

In an epic April Fools joke, a group of dudes were told that joining a fraternity would be totally fun: parties, yard sales, parties parading as philanthropy, and—most importantly—brotherhood. Joke was on these newbie pledges though, found drunkenly sprawled around the atrium of the bathroom in Stiteler. Who says Penn kids only darty three weekends out of the year? These frosh prove classes don’t have to get in the way of some (peer pressure enforced) shenanigans. It’s like the saying goes: frat ?s who nap together, stay together.