Freshmen Love Their Pranks

Perhaps plagued by a profound sense of end-of-the-semester-nostalgia, or the same prankster spirit that brought you this, students have stolen the Fisher Hassenfeld House photo for a second time and House Dean Shawna M. Patterson is pissed. Invoking both Lemony Snicket and the NSA, Patterson informed her residents that their lives will be incredibly unpleasant if they are caught with the stolen picture. She also warned that they will be caught by the Big Brother that is Quad security cameras, forcing all to reevaluate some Spring Fling decisions. 

We aren't sure what punishment Patterson has in mind, but it certainly can't be worse than the mysterious misting Ware residents have already endured. And, while we are definitely not advocating for theft of school property, if the anonymous thieves do make it out alive, our office could use some new decorations.