Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo Afikomen

Hold up – you thought Passover was over? Pesachhhh, one-day holidays are for amateurs. To remind you of this, tomorrow Hillel will be hiding six Afikomen around campus and giving prizes to those who locate the unleavened bread. For the WASPS among us, basically it’s a giant egg hunt with matzoh instead of chocolate (though may we suggest chocolate covered matzoh?). Being the kindred spirits that we are, we thought we'd help out Hillel by giving a few hiding suggestions:

• The bottom of the Biopond (Gillyweed required)
• The B. Franks Statue (letting a tourist find it will compensate for the fact they're sitting on a human fire hydrant)
• Hillel (get tricky by hiding it in plain sight)
• The solitary box of matzoh in Commons (even trickier)
• The Starbucks under Commons (just throw it in the middle of the room and watch people fight to the death for it)
• The lobby under Stiteler (these pledges probably need to eat) 
• Anywhere west of 45th (fair warning: it may never be found)
• Up someone's butt at Drexel (sorry)